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So long ago!! HAHAHA

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:55:29 -0400

So long ago!! HAHAHA

"You can’t rush molecules!"

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

“You can’t rush molecules!”

- Mark Anthony

and another one and anohter one and another one 24 karots...

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

and another one

and anohter one

and another one

24 karots ——

ok anyway theres another Horrorfest series coming out this year … and my birthday is less than a month away! hint hint?

After Dark Horror Fest: 8 Films to Die For 3!

Tagline: Warning: This year, you will be scared to death! (Cant wait!)

FML

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Where does the term FML come from?

Sometimes I sit and wonder where the things that we say today originated. Like, was someone just sitting outside on the steps of their apartment one day after a hard day thinking, “hmm F- my car, F- my dog, F- my cat, F-my bills, F- my cell phone, F- the environment, F- the ecosystem, F- you, F- him, F- her, F- them, F-it…” until they came to the final “F- my life, hmm that has a ring to it”.

I mean really? What does it take for someone to come up with something like that? Since when is it ok to use an obsenity right infront of what keeps you alive… your life?? The very thing that your mom spent 12 hours in labor to give you (well 102 for me but thats beside the point). I know if I ever went home saying … “Today, I fell asleep in the kitchen and I dreamed that I was meeting Michelle Obama on a hot summer day, so hot that the leather seats in my car were impossible to touch. When I went to shake her hand I woke up with my hand on the stove with 3rd degree burns FML!” my mom would have a fit, saying things such as

…”I was not in labor, pushing for an entire week for you to say FML. I’m the reason you have that life. Your life belongs to me, I’ve got a receipt. *pulls out hospital bill from 1987*”

But yeah while sites like fmylife.com are HILARIOUS, and I’m not saying that fmylife.com isnt bookmarked in my favorites and top visited in my favorits, but I was just thinking hmm isnt FML a little harsh?

What happened to the good old days of “Oh Snap!?? ahh hooray for multipurpose exclamations!

Womp Womp Wompppp

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Ahh its Sunday and thats means 1 thing.

Time to renew my domain before burnthereceipt.com gets stolen and bought by a huge corporation. Or before Missy Elliott uses the name for her next album leaving me to look like I copied the term from her.

*renews domain*

Friends … Gotta love em .. AND simulataneously despise...

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Friends … Gotta love em .. AND simulataneously despise them!

haha

anyway, just thought I’d shoutout the 4 ish people that I’d consider to be a “best friend” in some capacity or another. Some I’ve known longer than others. And some hate my guts! Ok once again kidding. But the video above is from none other than Missy Elliott and Aaliyah pretty old song but hey it still works.

So without further ado .. my “best buds”

ahh I feel weird saying that

Gotta do nice things for people every once in a while right?

… and Adam who’s indredibly stealth right now with not a single picture to speak of online. It’s almost like he’s hiding from the CIA or something geesh

Anyway .. the 5 of us should make a traveling reality TV show yep yep yep

I cannot WAIT until tonight to see this movie… although...

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

I cannot WAIT until tonight to see this movie… although I’m not too sure about it for the following reasons:

It’s PG-13
I’ve yet to see a PG-13 scary movie that was any good
It’s PG-13
It’s PG-13
It’s PG-13

hahaha

"Possession is 9/10’s of the law. And I’m possessed!’"

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

““Possession is 9/10’s of the law. And I’m possessed!’”

- Lucille Ball

Wanda Sykes!! Smells like summer’s coming up and with that...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Wanda Sykes!!

Smells like summer’s coming up and with that is the concert of the year! Wanda Sykes will be performing and of course, I’ll be there to enjoy it with a good friend of mine. Ahh she’s so funny! I cant wait to let the belly laughs roll! I hear during her live shows that she picks on people from the audience, well if thats the case then I’ll do my best to make sure I stand out. I wont leave until she acknowledges me … either during a joke or by calling security because of the fan that won’t leave until he gets an autograph.

chyeahhh Wanda Mayhem!

So as I’m sitting in Microbiology lab right now, I’m...

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0400

So as I’m sitting in Microbiology lab right now, I’m thiking that its time to share my all time favorite microbe with everyone. Campylobacter jejuni. It’s one of the most fragile of them all, like a ramen noodle .. only skinnier which makes it my favorite.

Next time you bite into a peice of chicken be warned, theres a 98% chance that the chicken you’re eating was a carrier!

AHHH a post right in time for lunch

Great song from Korean artist Se7en. He’s making his...

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:58:56 -0400

Great song from Korean artist Se7en. He’s making his American debut with this song.

Check him out http://www.se7enworldwide.com/

also look out for BOA, but more on her later.

Apparently its a species of Leopard eating Chimps. Personally,...

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:50:38 -0400

Apparently its a species of Leopard eating Chimps.

Personally, I think they’d make nice pets. Maybe …

Mayhem Gathering ‘08 When will there be Mayhem Gathering...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:28:16 -0500

Mayhem Gathering ‘08

When will there be Mayhem Gathering II?